Just what I didn't know I needed: an Alabama Chanin-style donut-themed corset.
Well, I have one now. Found the Krispy Kreme shirt at the thrift store, and backed it with a plain red tee.
Hand-stitched, except for the shoulder seams. Seams unfinished and left on the outside. Pattern found in Alabama Stitch, Natalie Chanin's first book.